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“that boy does not know how to wrap a burrito.”
katherine geee
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“I have to learn some christmas songs on my ukulele.”
the crazy salesman
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katherine geee: she's on a paleo diet and she's lost like 50 pounds. she also does crossfit.
the crazy salesman: all paleos do crossfit.
katherine geee: well, her brother owns a crossfit gym.
the crazy salesman: no, all paleos do crossfit, like all vegans do yoga.
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katherine geee: is it bad that I want to go hang out with this guy just because of his cat?
the crazy salesman: yes.
katherine geee: that's what I thought.
the crazy salesman: at least you know.
katherine geee: I'm glad I got a second opinion.
the crazy salesman: if I had said no, would that have changed your feelings?
katherine geee: maybe... it's a really cute cat.
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“do you ever feel, like, a physical addiction to pillows?”
wowwie
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“I hope this isn’t too weird for you, because I’m really enjoying it.”
katherine geee
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the crazy salesman: I'm pretty sure you're going to hurt yourself soon.
katherine geee: probably.
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“I am a chocolate racist.”
katherine geee
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“she just wants to boogie.”
la mer (on Jane Austen’s Emma)
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“mathieu dufour owes me money.”
erpat
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