things that people have said
the crazy salesman: he has eyes like elijah wood's.
erpat: creepy and on the verge of tears?
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“I was looking forward to watching him eat that souffle. so slow.”
porcupine
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the crazy salesman: those were the days, weren't they?
erpat: allegedly.
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“you have two cats. I have never seen either of them in a bow tie. this is unacceptable.”
wildcat
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the crazy salesman: I feel like I gotta go punch some christians now.
wowwie: let's find someone on facebook to harass.
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“if the programming’s not religious-themed, maybe it’s hallucination-themed.”
erpat
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the crazy salesman: ah, an epilogue.
katherine geee: what every good book needs.
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“I don’t know, I’m not sure how I feel about asking a monk to put his hands on me.”
female student
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the crazy salesman: people do not need to use the word "myself" nearly as much as they do.
erpat: as far as I'm concerned, people use way too many words at all.
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the crazy salesman: I don't get horror movies.
erpat: if you just want to be horrified, not so much. I could watch the republican debate for that.
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